Do You Really Know Me?
I have done several challenges, but I’m not so sure about surveys. Maybe I’ll even get to know me a little better.
1 – Boxer shorts or budgy smugglers? I don’t know what budgy smugglers are, and I don’t wear boxers, so I guess I would have to answer with neither.
2 – What color of underwear are you currently wearing? Pink. They match the shirt and socks;
3 – How long have you been wearing them for? About 3 1/2 hours
4 – Do you ever use binoculars to watch people? The only pair of binoculars I own can’t see through walls, and I don’t usually take them with me when I go outside, so no.
5 – Have you ever kicked someone in the groin? You have no idea how many times I’ve wanted to do this, but I’d just lose my balance and fall down.
6 – Would you pull a trigger? Would and have (I was in the military).
7 – If you met your favorite celebrity, and they wanted to make out with you, would you? No, because I know it would lead nowhere, and I want to go somewhere.
8 – Have you ever slept in the same bed with someone you were not in a relationship with (not talking about sex and one-night-stands)? Yes. He wanted sex, but I didn’t. He ended up staying for the night though.
9 – Have you had one-night-stands? No.
10 – Does sex have the same importance to you now compared to when you were younger? Due to aging and medical issues, I would have to say no.
11 – Have you ever eaten a worm? They look like fat mini-snakes, and snakes is what I hate the most. ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
12 – What’s the grossest thing you’ve eaten? Raw squid.
13 – How long do you spend sitting on the toilet? As long as it takes.
14 – What do you do when you sit there (besides the obvious)? Play Sudoku on my tablet.
15 – Have you ever been peed at? Why would someone even do that? No.
16 – What’s the grossest thing you have ever swallowed? That goes back to the squid.
17 – What’s the constantly dirtiest place in your home? The bathroom. No matter how hard we try, neither my aides or I can ever keep up with the cat litter. You can sweep the entire floor thoroughly, and when you have finished, there is still litter on the floor.
18 – Why don’t you clean it? It’s hard for me to do that from my wheelchair.
19 – Do you eat your boogers? That is absolutely gross. No.
20 – Can you describe the one smell that makes you gag? Vomit
21 – Have you ever had head lice? No
22 – Have you ever been utterly disappointed in someone? Absolutely. It was someone I trust completely, and yet they let me down.
23 – Have you ever been scared of someone? This one is easy. I was afraid of my mother for the first 53 years of my life.
24 – What do you do when you’re drunk that you wouldn’t want anyone to know about? I no longer drink, and I can’t remember much of what I did when I used to get drunk. That’s probably why I quit drinking.
25 – Have you tried pole dancing? The only pole I get close to is the one in my bedroom I use to transfer back and forth from my chair to my bed.
26 – Have you been in a strip club? I’ve never even seen one from the outside No.
27 – Have you ever run over an animal? Back home I would run over the occasional woodchuck.
28 – Have you ever peed in snow? I would freeze my you know what off if I tried to do that. No.
29 – Have you ever made fun of someone and then regretted it? Way too many times.
30 – What’s your favorite kind of question on Cards for Humanity (if you know the game)? Do not know this game.
31 – If the father of your best friend hit on you, what would you say to him? Get lost mf.
32 – Would you go out on a date with someone half your age or double your age? Not half my age, but I did end up in a relationship with someone who was two years older than my mother.
33 – Do you clean the sink after brushing your teeth? I rinse it out.
34 – Have you ever spat in someone’s food or drink? Never. I have such a bad case of dry mouth from all the meds I take, I would have to build up enough to even be able to spit.
35 – Have you ever kissed someone only to be grossed out afterwards? More times than I care to remember.
36 – What is your number one goal in life, and are you living it? When I learned I had MS, I started setting goals. The number one goal is to never give up. I’m still here so I guess I haven’t given up.
38 – Have you ever danced and/or cried in the rain? I don’t like being out in the rain. No.
39 – Have you ever ditched work to just chill out on your own (with or without Netflix)? When I was a whole lot younger than I am now.
40 – What do you wish you were doing right now (anything goes)? Shopping. I love just going out to find something to buy. But it’s raining outside, and I would have to wait in the rain, in my power wheelchair to catch a bus.
This was a lot more fun than I expected it to be. There was no nomination list, so I nominate you all to take this survey, so we can all learn how bad each of us are.
Happy thinking…
~ van ~
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